1. 2 months ago  /  183,164 notes  /  Source: ballpitfucker

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  3. 8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

    8bit-ace:

    8bit-ace:

    the new slogan for tumblr.com

    i will not rest until this gets a million notes

    (via pqie1)

    2 months ago  /  257,030 notes  /  Source: d-ovahqueen

  4. phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    thisisbud:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    thistechgirlisonfire:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

    Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

    Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

    Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off 

    What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

    (via thetalkinggrilledcheese)

    2 months ago  /  117,849 notes  /  Source: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

  5. s-tu:

    s-tu:

    who needs swag when you have class

    …ical music

    I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS

    THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C

    (via marc0-butt)

    2 months ago  /  259,070 notes  /  Source: s-tu

  6. d0gbl0g:

dogpuppy:

God bless America

this kid is a fuckin hero

    d0gbl0g:

    dogpuppy:

    God bless America

    this kid is a fuckin hero

    (via actuallywallacewells)

    2 months ago  /  36,688 notes  /  Source: dogpuppy

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  9. photo

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    2 months ago  /  132,706 notes  /  Source: BuzzFeed

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    photo

    2 months ago  /  241,502 notes  /  Source: just-for-grins

  11. nakedly:

oH MY GOSH

    nakedly:

    oH MY GOSH

    (via assbuttswithbowties)

    3 months ago  /  206,188 notes  /  Source: schneidervocab

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    3 months ago  /  57,593 notes  /  Source: miki-inko

  13. shrineart:

    quietzombiegirl:

    everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

    I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

    (via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

    3 months ago  /  296,129 notes  /  Source: quietzombiegirl

  14. luvyourselfsomeesteem:

    senhoritaugly:

    I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

    I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

    And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

    let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

    (via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

    3 months ago  /  185,727 notes  /  Source: plantaplanta

  15. clintkates:

    charles always calls erik things like darling and love and erik gets embarrassed and insists “charles i am a very dangerous man you can’t call me things like that” and charles doesn’t even look up and says “yes dear”

    (via brcecil)

    3 months ago  /  7,993 notes  /  Source: clintkates